Koleksi peribahasa,puisi,teka-teki. cerita lucu dalam bahasa inggris

The Collection Of :

1. Proverb (Peribahasa)

2. Poem (Puisi)

3. Puzzle (Teka-Teki)

4. Funny story (Cerita Lucu)

·         Teka Teki (Puzzle)

1.What has a neck, but no head?

 Bottle

2. What do tigers have that no other animals have?

 Baby tigers

3.Which room has no doors, no windows?

 mushroom

4. What has teeth but can’t bite?

Comb

5. They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they?

 Stamps

·         Funny Story(Cerita Lucu)

1.The Great Father
Father: “I have a bride for you, marry her”
Son: “No, I want to choose my own bride”
Father: “But this girl is very special, she was the daughter of bill gates”
Son: “Well… in this case I would say yes.”

Furthermore, the father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to be married!”
Dad: “This young man is a vice-president of the world bank”
Bill Gates: “Hmmm, in this case I will say ok”
Finally, the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be the vice president of the World Bank”
President: “But I do not need a vice president!”
Father: “But he is the son bill gates”
President: “Really? In this case I would say OK” 
2.A Headache Woman
A woman got headaches for several days, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor then asked a question to her. “How old are you?” asked the doctor.
Hmmm, “I do not remember Doc, but I’ll try to think” After thinking within one minute, she finally answered and said, “Yes, I remember now, when I got married, I was eighteen years old, and my husband was thirty. Now, my husband sixty. Sixty is equal with two times of thirty. So, my age is two multiplied by eighteen. That is thirty six years old.”
3.Mr. Knott and Mr. Watt
Mr.Knott is a lecturer at a university. One day, he was very tired and went home with the aches in all of his body. When he arrived home, his phone rang and he picked it up right away.
Hallo, who’s there?
Watt
What is your name?
Watt
I asked!! What’s your name?!!
Watt is my name. Are you john?
No, I knott
Could you tell your name?
Will Knott
Both men are hung up and talking “What a rude man!”
4.The bomb
There are three passengers and one pilot on a plane. The first man said, “I have a bottle, what should I do?” The pilot replied, “Throw out”. The second man also had a bottle and the pilot told him to throw out. The third person was very different, he said, “I have a bomb, what should I do?” The pilot told him to throw out.
When the plane landed, the pilot and three passengers found a man who was crying. When asked, he replied “My head is injured because the bottle that thrown by someone”. Then, they met a woman who was crying. When they asked, the woman told the same reason.
Several minutes later, they met a man who laughed uproariously. When asked, the man replied “I was fart and suddenly the existing building behind me was exploded”.

5.Wrong Email Address

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

·        Poem (Puisi)

1.MY AUNT IS MY MOTHER
By Nofrita Negoro

When my mother was born I do not know
every year to grow my children who are hungry for love
passed more passes
I own no accompanying

But then I found you
take care, look after me, love me
My happy with your
very happy

You should call my aunt my mother
I was sad when you are gone
today was my day so lonely without you
Did aunt want you to be my mother?

Aunt said "anytime may call mom"
I was amazed to hear
my day filled with fun day
until you are old and frail

Until the end of life
mother will still love me
in time, wherever and whenever
I'm proud of you .. my mother's aunt

2.BESTFRIEND
By Gan'ds Abadi

Smile ..
your smile make me happy .
when we laugh together .
i fell happy when we share the pain .
because you are my bestfriend .
sometimes i fell sad because u make me heard .
but i know you'llbe my bestfriend .

Friend ..
thanks foe erevything .
erevything tou can do and do it for me .
I LOVE U ALL .

3.A LETTER TO A FRIEND
By Mych Ryan

It’s always hurt to see you cry
To see tears falling like rain from the sky
And there’s no answer for why
I never question myself, I never try

It’s always hurt to know there’s nothing I can do
And fact that I don’t even know what to do
It’s so sad but so true
Feels like the color blue

Someday we’ll see we were wrong
And then we realize the day has done
Time won’t turn back, it’s no use to regret
It’s not easy to say good bye, but someway we have to try

Sometimes it’s hurt to remember
About the days we had together
And a piece of heart inside me
Carved with your smile, you can see…

It was the day when I used to care
Think about you, anytime, anywhere
The day when I used to drive you home
When the night was so cold and you were alone

That’s just history, saved properly in my memory
Now we are so far and so different, and yet so silent….
No voices when you say, just few words on my display
That’s OK. Thanks anyway….

PS. I’m sad about the problem you had
But don’t worry my friend,
I’ll be the man when you look behind

4.THE LAST DATE WITH THE MOON
By Mych Ryan

Here I am, standing in the brink of the day
Staring at the sun that has gone away
And a smile upon your face,
Make me never wanna leave this place

There you are, hardly I can see cause you just so far
I see your eyes blinking, are you a star?
But I remember you said you’re a moon
So I should have seen you soon

And here we are now,
You come to me somehow
You are getting closer and closer,
But why I feel like a stranger?

I remember,
It’s been 365 nights since the last goodbye
It’s too long for me, that’s the reason why

Now please come down, get lower
I’m on the top of the tower and can’t go higher
I have something to say to you
I need to tell you, that… I wanna stop loving you

5.THE MOON HAS FALLEN
By Mych Ryan

Nothing to say, the rain drifted my words away
No place to stay, the love was taken away
The moon has fallen, the heart has broken
I’m here, fighting against my own demon

The fight of good and bad,
Happy and sad
Love and hate,
But I think it’s too late….

Looks like the demons win,
They’re laughing loud on my sins

Now I’m waiting for forgiveness
From you, not from others
Thousands rivers won’t be enough to wash me
From my sins, and from all the demons in me

·         Proverb (Peribahasa)

1.     A friend in need is a friend indeed.

2.    An Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

3.     A fruitless life is useless life.

4.    A good example is the best sermon.

5.      A good book as a great friend.